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August 04 2017

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a-ghostly-shitpost:

imagine outlast II where everything is the same but when Blake is crucified he’s put onto this

@kellzogg turn on post notifications, the daily queue has officially run itself dry.

August 03 2017

hey guys.

alixabethmay:

alixabethmay:

alixabethmay:

so i’m leaving this account.
i’ve had it for three years and reblogged 54,821 posts, liked 106,051 posts, followed 192 people and been followed by 642 (half of which are most likely p0rn bots). i still have 424 drafts and 182 things in the queue, with this post being the 183rd. i have thirty-three blogs under this account, twenty-four of which are saved urls. up until about 45 minutes ago, one of those was @ghxstwriter. that’s where you’ll find me now.
i’m not deleting this blog, there’s too much on it for me to be able to comfortably destroy it. this post is set to publish after the last piece of actual content in the queue goes out, so it’ll be the last thing on this blog.
goodbye.

url change, now at @kellzogg

my face tag is now empty to prevent theft.

July 29 2017

softbutxh:

dylandigits:

comfemgem:

The mainstream will embrace non-binary genders when it figures out how to profit from them.

“Which gender are YOU? Do gender YOUR way… at JC Penney!”

gdddddd

July 20 2017

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July 16 2017

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rasec-wizzlbang:

goatwishes:

mitsooru:

bad

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

July 15 2017

jijarugen:

fnaf-thechoco:

pinkmanjesse:

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

image

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

July 14 2017

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themurkoffreport:

“Please, let there be no dreams.”

hey guys.

alixabethmay:

alixabethmay:

so i’m leaving this account.
i’ve had it for three years and reblogged 54,821 posts, liked 106,051 posts, followed 192 people and been followed by 642 (half of which are most likely p0rn bots). i still have 424 drafts and 182 things in the queue, with this post being the 183rd. i have thirty-three blogs under this account, twenty-four of which are saved urls. up until about 45 minutes ago, one of those was @ghxstwriter. that’s where you’ll find me now.
i’m not deleting this blog, there’s too much on it for me to be able to comfortably destroy it. this post is set to publish after the last piece of actual content in the queue goes out, so it’ll be the last thing on this blog.
goodbye.

url change, now at @kellzogg

my face tag is now empty to prevent theft.

July 13 2017

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July 04 2017

July 01 2017

hey guys.

alixabethmay:

so i’m leaving this account.
i’ve had it for three years and reblogged 54,821 posts, liked 106,051 posts, followed 192 people and been followed by 642 (half of which are most likely p0rn bots). i still have 424 drafts and 182 things in the queue, with this post being the 183rd. i have thirty-three blogs under this account, twenty-four of which are saved urls. up until about 45 minutes ago, one of those was @ghxstwriter. that’s where you’ll find me now.
i’m not deleting this blog, there’s too much on it for me to be able to comfortably destroy it. this post is set to publish after the last piece of actual content in the queue goes out, so it’ll be the last thing on this blog.
goodbye.

hey guys.

alixabethmay:

so i’m leaving this account.
i’ve had it for three years and reblogged 54,821 posts, liked 106,051 posts, followed 192 people and been followed by 642 (half of which are most likely p0rn bots). i still have 424 drafts and 182 things in the queue, with this post being the 183rd. i have thirty-three blogs under this account, twenty-four of which are saved urls. up until about 45 minutes ago, one of those was @ghxstwriter. that’s where you’ll find me now.
i’m not deleting this blog, there’s too much on it for me to be able to comfortably destroy it. this post is set to publish after the last piece of actual content in the queue goes out, so it’ll be the last thing on this blog.
goodbye.

url change, now at @kellzogg

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unexplained-events:

Strange Sighting

This strange picture has been going viral on FB. It was uploaded by user Richard Christianson and it shows a shadowy figure with what looks like wings and horns. 

@randomunicorn17 someone was looking for you

June 30 2017

comedianthrax:

scaliepost-generator:

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

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floatingwithobrien:

theinturnetexplorer:

laser-free diet.

y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift”
and gerb says “i recall”
“that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen”
and gerb says “yea ok”
“jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”

June 29 2017

Some people survive chaos and that is how they grow. And some people thrive in chaos, because chaos is all they know.
Chaos | Nikita Gill (via meanwhilepoetry)

guzmerias:

sex is like outlast
people are exploding, you lose your fingers, eddie gluskin is there

hey guys.

so i’m leaving this account.
i’ve had it for three years and reblogged 54,821 posts, liked 106,051 posts, followed 192 people and been followed by 642 (half of which are most likely p0rn bots). i still have 424 drafts and 182 things in the queue, with this post being the 183rd. i have thirty-three blogs under this account, twenty-four of which are saved urls. up until about 45 minutes ago, one of those was @ghxstwriter. that’s where you’ll find me now.
i’m not deleting this blog, there’s too much on it for me to be able to comfortably destroy it. this post is set to publish after the last piece of actual content in the queue goes out, so it’ll be the last thing on this blog.
goodbye.

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